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Nik Kershaw to play a special acoustic show at the Regent!

Nik Kershaw is set to perform a special acoustic show at the Regent Centre in Christchurch later next month as part of a solo tour celebrating 30 years in music.

This rare opportunity to enjoy an intimate evening with a 1980s superstar takes place on Saturday, October 25. 

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